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Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons

20 Found missing

19 Resident alien

18 Airline food

17 Same difference

16 Government organization

15 Sanitary landfill

14 Alone together

13 Business ethics

12 Sweet sorrow

11 Military intelligence

10 Plastic glasses

9 Terribly pleased

8 Definite Maybe

7 Pretty Ugly

6 Computer Security

5 Political science

4 Diet ice cream

3 Working vacation

2 Exact estimate

1 Microsoft Works



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