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Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons
20 Found missing
19 Resident alien
18 Airline food
17 Same difference
16 Government organization
15 Sanitary landfill
14 Alone together
13 Business ethics
12 Sweet sorrow
11 Military intelligence
10 Plastic glasses
9 Terribly pleased
8 Definite Maybe
7 Pretty Ugly
6 Computer Security
5 Political science
4 Diet ice cream
3 Working vacation
2 Exact estimate
1 Microsoft Works
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